What We Know About You

Last updated: March 18, 2026

We collect what we need to ship you cotton swabs and nothing more. This policy is written in plain language because legal boilerplate is the textual equivalent of a flimsy plastic swab stick.

What we collect

When you place an order or join our waitlist, we collect:

Your name and shipping address (so we know where to send the box)
Your email address (so we can confirm your order and, if you opt in, tell you about new things)
Payment information (processed by Stripe — we never see your full card number)

When you visit our website, standard analytics may collect your IP address, browser type, and which pages you visited. We use this to understand how the site is performing, not to build a psychological profile of your bathroom habits.

What we don't collect

We don't track what you do with our product. That's between you and your reflection.

How we use it

To fulfill your order and ship your swabs
To send order confirmations and shipping updates
To send marketing emails, but only if you opted in — and every email has an unsubscribe link that actually works
To improve the website and understand what's working

Who we share it with

Your data is shared only with the services needed to get you your swabs:

Stripe (payment processing)
Our shipping provider (fulfillment)
Our email platform (if you opted into marketing)

We don't sell your information. We don't share it with advertisers. We don't trade it for anything. We sell cotton swabs, not data.

Cookies

We use cookies to keep your cart working and to understand basic site traffic. We don't use tracking cookies that follow you across the internet. Your swab purchases are your business.

Your rights

You can ask us to show you what data we have, correct it, or delete it. Email privacy@sexyswabs.com and we'll handle it. No forms, no runaround, no 30-day waiting period. We'll respond within 48 hours.

Children

This site is not directed at children under 13. We don't knowingly collect data from minors. If you're under 13 and reading this, you have excellent taste in cotton swabs but please come back later.

Changes

If we change this policy, we'll update the date at the top and note what changed. We won't bury material changes in legalese. You deserve better than that. You also deserve better cotton swabs, but that's a separate matter.

Contact

Questions about your privacy? Email privacy@sexyswabs.com. Questions about what you should or shouldn't put in your ears? We are legally unable to answer that.