Frequently Asked Questions
Things People Ask Us
We answer what we can. Some of these we are legally unable to address.
Should I put these in my ears?
We are legally unable to answer that question.
What makes SexySwabs different from regular cotton swabs?
Medical-grade cotton wound tighter than anything on a drugstore shelf. Bamboo stems instead of plastic. Packaging that doesn't look like it belongs in a hospital supply closet. The rest is between you and your bathroom mirror.
Why are they so much more expensive than regular swabs?
Regular swabs cost three dollars because they're made of plastic and cotton that unravels if you look at it sideways. Ours are made of bamboo and medical-grade cotton, and they come in a box you're not embarrassed to leave on the counter. You spend more on coffee every morning. This is the second-best part of your day.
Are SexySwabs FDA approved?
Cotton swabs are classified as cosmetic tools, not medical devices. We are a cotton swab company. We make cotton swabs. What you do with them is your business.
Can I cancel my subscription?
Anytime. No questions asked. Though we've been told the hardest part is going back to the blue box.
Why every 8 weeks?
Because that's how long 200 swabs actually last if you use them the way we both know you're going to use them. We'd rather ship less often and generate less waste than sell you a subscription cadence that buries you in cotton.
Are the stems really bamboo?
Yes. Sustainably harvested, fully compostable. The ocean has enough plastic in it. We're not adding to it so you can have your morning moment.
My doctor says I shouldn't use cotton swabs in my ears.
Your doctor is correct. 9 out of 10 otolaryngologists recommend you do not use SexySwabs. We respect the medical community. We also know what you did this morning.
What's the return policy?
Full refund within 30 days if you're not satisfied. We've never had a return. Draw your own conclusions.
Do you sell in stores?
Not yet. For now, we come to your door in a discreet matte black box. No one needs to know.
Is the name a joke?
The name is sincere. Every other cotton swab brand pretends you're buying their product for arts and crafts. We're the first ones willing to acknowledge what's actually happening. If that's funny, it's only because the truth usually is.